Real men don’t use semicolons
Apparently. Jan Freeman in an article, Sex and the semicolon, reports the views of Ben McIntyre writing for the Times of London (otherwise unattributed—like many sites relying on advertising, the Boston Globe seems not to use external links, see O’Reilly for an explanation):
Kurt Vonnegut called the marks “transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing.” Hemingway […]